G.I.L.W.A.D, similar to milf Short for Grampa I'd let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, then fuck them till I cum silicone.
by Eggatha December 14, 2008
Get the GILWADmug. Gilwad is an acronym which stands for ‘Grandpa I’d Let Wine And Dine Me, Pay For Bigger Breast Implants, And Then Fuck Them Until I Come Silicone’. This term was first mentioned in the film Another Gay Movie.
Buffy: “Dude’s a fucking Gilwad, girl.”
Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”
Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”
Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”
Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”
Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”
Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”
Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
by Lorenzo Kinderfeld August 6, 2007
Get the Gilwadmug.