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Gilwad
Gilwad is an acronym which stands for ‘Grandpa I’d Let Wine And Dine Me, Pay For Bigger Breast Implants, And Then Fuck Them Until I Come Silicone’. This term was first mentioned in the film Another Gay Movie.
Buffy: “Dude’s a fucking Gilwad, girl.”
Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”
Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”
Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”
Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”
Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”
Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”
Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
Gilwad by Lorenzo Kinderfeld August 6, 2007
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Gilad
he is a very kind person who cares about his friends and people love him very much and he helps Lauren with her math homework and he is good at basketball and is resting because he hurt his knee but he’s really nice and everyone loves him so it’s OK and he has very nice curls that particularly Andrew enjoys examples of him maybe a kind person and many more 💜 kiddo
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Gilad by mysterdyyyyykiddodododoo November 25, 2019
mount gilead ohio
Mount Gilead is a small town all hillbillies, and redneck folk, where you see many strange things, and you know everyone no matter where you go. Your almost guaranteed to see Billy on his lawn mower at the gas station buying his case of beer, George in the same outfit he wore last tuesday, and all the Mount Gilead Sluts will be seen at the pharmacy getting their prescriptions filled.
mount gilead ohio by Kasasa January 27, 2017
Gillad
An attractive male, generally of a Jewish background, that is opinionated and holds a fondness for coffee, sushi and video games.
Gillad by manhandles2010 February 13, 2010
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