gizwad

The splatter of semen that connects a womans eye to her nose.

Yo dawg, I shot a gizwad on that bitches face!

gizwad by suppan November 15, 2003

GILWAD 

G.I.L.W.A.D, similar to milf Short for Grampa I'd let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, then fuck them till I cum silicone.

Dudes a fucking GILWAD, girl.
That GILWAD is coming over to us.

GILWAD by Eggatha December 14, 2008

Gilwad 

Gilwad is an acronym which stands for ‘Grandpa I’d Let Wine And Dine Me, Pay For Bigger Breast Implants, And Then Fuck Them Until I Come Silicone’. This term was first mentioned in the film Another Gay Movie.

Buffy: “Dude’s a fucking Gilwad, girl.”

Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”

Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”

Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”

Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”

Gilwad by Lorenzo Kinderfeld August 6, 2007

gizzad 

a word used when greeting a familiar friend

HEY, what up gizzad!?!?

gizzad by skrilla June 17, 2003

gizwaffle 

One with an uncontrollable acne problem

Jeez, did you see that kids face? Definitely a gizwaffle.

gizwaffle by whorebasket January 12, 2007