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Gilwad
Gilwad is an acronym which stands for ‘Grandpa I’d Let Wine And Dine Me, Pay For Bigger Breast Implants, And Then Fuck Them Until I Come Silicone’. This term was first mentioned in the film Another Gay Movie.
Buffy: “Dude’s a fucking Gilwad, girl.”
Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”
Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”
Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”
Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
Susie: “What a Gilwad, Buffy?”
Buffy: “G.I.L.W.A.D. Grandpa I’d let wine and dine me, pay for bigger breast implants, and then fuck them ‘til I come silicone.”
Tiki: “That is’a too’a many letter, Buffy. Does not’a add up.”
Buffy: “I am a cheerleader, Tiki. Not a calculator.”
Gilwad by Lorenzo Kinderfeld August 6, 2007
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Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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