GilgaDick
GilgaDick by TacoLord375 December 15, 2023
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Tim: Did you see that lincoln log I left in the toilet last nite?
John: Yeah, that thing was gigandick!
John: Yeah, that thing was gigandick!
Gigandick by Matthew J. Pieper September 15, 2008
gillamick
gillamick by Gillamickgoalz September 11, 2021
Gigadick
it is a physical quantity measure for peniles, describes the amount of individual sperm cells you penile stick can handle running through it, there are multiple measurements that are used in all physical quantities (like distance : meter, kilometer)ranking from high to low : nanodick, microdick, dick, kilodick,m megadick, gigadick, teradick, petadick, exadick, zettadick, yottadick ect.This is a standard measurement used by penis experts such as : Lana Rhoades, Kimmy Granger and other young entrepreneurs/actors mostly of female gender to rank peniles of beautiful and talented black men. We can also have an start to end measurement, which is a measurement of how many sperm cells a penile rod can handle, and then contrasting it with the end average product of 3 intense masturbations done by Shaquille O'Neal. This can give a realistic contrast to the performance loss a nigga can handle. Scientifically you can have a man in the middle attack measurement, which includes 2 men connected by series with their "gender pole" and the end pole is then inserted in a gender fluid/womanated extraterrestrial /human.
Nigga 1: Ayo kendrik, grab my penile gigadick
Nigga 2:Ye Lamar, i got my dickaflop ready to insert on that hoe
Hoe: *PORNOGRAPHIC SOUNDS*
Nigga 2:Ye Lamar, i got my dickaflop ready to insert on that hoe
Hoe: *PORNOGRAPHIC SOUNDS*
Gigadick by ShitsJustAJoke March 27, 2021
gildick
Gildick: one who’s head needs surgically removed from ones arsehole;
One who believes the world revolves around them;
one who does not think about anyone else other than themselves and their wallet
One who prostitutes themselves for glory
One who believes the world revolves around them;
one who does not think about anyone else other than themselves and their wallet
One who prostitutes themselves for glory
Can you believe she’s been such a gildick?!
Can’t believe he threw you under the bus - what a gildick!
Can’t believe he threw you under the bus - what a gildick!
gildick by Pangirllolz October 10, 2018
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)