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GO AND FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT, this is intended to send someone away that is not meeting your expectations especially when having tools at their disposal such as google, ChatGPT or others.
Person 1: I am not sure how to resolve this math problem
Person 2: GAFFIO
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Go and fucking figure it out, you can go use google or some other tool.
GAFFIO by BalkanAvenger April 23, 2024
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Jim Gaffigan 

A great comedian, who has some great jokes.
Did you watch the Jim Gaffigan special last night?
Jim Gaffigan by Ryan WWRGSWW February 5, 2006
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Reverse Jim Gaffigan 

Selling individually wrapped hot pockets as street vendor. To sell or to be sold an individual hot pocket not cooked in a dirty microwave. A hot pocket sold by a lawless grifter.
“Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques... The Reverse Jim Gaffigan?”

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When a Fox News commentato­r "accidenta­lly" tells the truth. A variation of "gaffe", as when a politician accidental­ly tells the truth.
When Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday asked GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, "Are you a flake?", it was really a rhetorical question, i.e., a statement in the form of a question. Wallace was hastily forced to apologize for his "gaffox".
Gaffox by WisconsinWordsmith2 June 29, 2011

Jim Gaffigan 

An absolutely hilarious comedian. He is also in some really good movies, including Super Troopers, Igby Goes Down, and The Great New Wonderful, among others.
Jim Gaffigan is brilliant!
Jim Gaffigan by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006
I told Pam to GFFIOY after she asked me for the umpteenth time.
GFFIOY by rokhard May 29, 2007
When something is not good.
Mostly used by a group of bros and Achmed in particular.
Poll: Ey Achmed I failed flipping the joined.

Achmed: Thats pretty Gaffi man.
Gaffi by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 September 20, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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