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A way to celebrate your homosexual friends and the homosexual identity.
Tom: "Yo Chad are you going to the pride parade?"
Chad: "Hell yeah bro how else would I bond with my gaffot homies?"
Tom: "Preach bro"
gaffot by lil bag November 7, 2018
Words you can keep
A synonym of the term faggot and derived from the same term. First created by players of first person shooter games.
"omg stfu gaffot!!1rtfo lolol;olol
gaffot by Pahylah February 19, 2005
Related Words
gaffot Gaffet Gafgot Gaffett Gaffette Gaffetti gaffit gaffo Gaffo'd gaffol
same thing as faggot only betta!!!
gabriel caro ((lol hi gabe:)!! ))
gaffot by MaRiA n BrItTnEy June 30, 2003
When a Fox News commentato­r "accidenta­lly" tells the truth. A variation of "gaffe", as when a politician accidental­ly tells the truth.
When Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday asked GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, "Are you a flake?", it was really a rhetorical question, i.e., a statement in the form of a question. Wallace was hastily forced to apologize for his "gaffox".
Gaffox by WisconsinWordsmith2 June 29, 2011
a loser usually at the age of 40-50 who spends there time going on the internet to talk to 12-18 year olds. A gaffet is usually a racist troll who wants no better than seeing other people rage. no matter how many chances u can give a gaffet, he/she will never change.
no matter how many times i tell this gaffet named tonshaad/deadman to stop trolling, he still spends his time doing it.
Gaffet by abs=gaffet April 14, 2011

Gafftard 

A celebrity or public officer who, upon being placed in front of a microphone or a video recording device, is unwaveringly committed to saying something shockingly stupid and/or nonsensical. Usually the comments are so awful that even the speaker's most staunch and committed supporters must hastily move to distance themselves from the comment(s) and the person.
Senator Akin's comments regarding "Legitimate Rape" earned him the honor of being a Gafftard.
Gafftard by anon Pi August 22, 2012
A slang meaning Gimp,Beut,Nerd,Dork etc
" I went to University and had to leave because it was jam packed wall to wall with Gaffets, not Nice & Laughin
Gaffet by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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