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A contraction for "government job." A questionable act, usually using public funds or resources, performed by a public employee geared toward personal or political gain. At times, this act may be preceeded by some degree of coercion or veiled threat from persons in authority.
Tommy is supposed to be checking for loose manhole covers, but he's really on a g-job painting the mayor's house.
g-job by Hot East September 19, 2009
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Verb....Insertion of male member into the anus of his girlfriend, while his girlfriend wears his basketball shorts. Requires an anally lose girlfriend, basketball shorts, and a lot of wits.
last night i G-jobbed my girlfriend, she was not expecting it at all.
G-job by tyrone 123 May 11, 2008
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The G Job 

when you have anal sex with girlfriend of over 1 year. the catch is shes too afraid of pregnancy through ass so you need a condom, but you dont have one, thus using basketball shorts as your condom.
hard boner going through basketball shorts into ass hence...THE G JOB
The G Job by G.Job November 26, 2006
It stands for Garage Jewellery Owning Bastard. Its related to those people who buy flash cars but only polish and pamper them, never use it in the rain and generally have it just to look at hence the "Garage Jewellery"
John is such a GJOB, he's forever polishing his car but I've never seen him drive it.
GJOB by Mr GJOB June 6, 2010
Gjob (Girljob) correlates to the male BJ or Blowjob. The Gjob is distinct from cunnilingus, which is Latin for "tongue on wedge", in that the principle activity is not licking around the vagina and labia. The Gjob instead refers to using one's lips over the teeth to pull and vigorously suck the area surrounding the clitoris using a back and upward motion similar to the male blowjob.
I came too fast so I slid down and gave her a Gjob, which she liked better than what I was doing before.

If you win, I will go to the party and pretend to be your girlfriend, if I win, I'll shower and you give me a Gjob until I tell you to stop.
Gjob by equaltime July 2, 2021

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026