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To Gare is to molest young boys and girls in a pedastry way.
Mike "Gared" that little boy till he bled.
Gare by Andrew September 20, 2004
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One who has achieved a state of Gareness
eg To the masses, they attribute his success to his physical fitness when in reality it is because he is a Gare.
Gare by Langdon Olger January 12, 2009
A gare is a very small penis. Commonly referred to as a “lil gare”. Sometimes you can use it as an insult as well.
“Aiden, stop being such a Little Gare”

or “Shut the hell up, you gare”
Gare by juliosales May 31, 2018
Noun Gare m. - like when da hoes up in dere no gare noob lol

Verb Gare m. - for wen dey no liek how it goes but only if dey didn alredy gare u gar
That old guy gared me from above
Gare by Gare The Ultimate Geesh August 1, 2011
The opposite of Bare Gash. Meaning either:
-Very few females
-Very ugly females
Mike: "Have you seen my new bird?"
Max: "Yeah she's Gare Bash"
Mike: "Your mum's Gare Bash"
Max: "Your mum gets Gare Bash"
Gare Bash by suckedoffonaferry March 21, 2010

Gare Bear 

A term of endearment for a really nice guy named Gary. A Gare Bear is always pleasant to be around and enjoys light hearted conversation.
I ran into Gary from across the hall on break. He asked about my recent trip home. He's such a Gare Bear!
Gare Bear by tapedeck500 December 31, 2011
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