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when you have nothing else to say, "Fwonk" is always the perfect thing.
"yeah well, fwonk"
Fwonk by Devon March 13, 2003
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The satisfying word of a satisfying man.
That book is just Fwonk.
Fwonk by Wolfiiish April 5, 2021
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Fwonk fwonkie fwonkled FronK fonk flonk fwink fonky fwank flonkers
The sound made when a massive penis is revealed and it makes contact with an object like a table, chair, or the side of your friends face. Can also be used as a verb.
“Chambers thought he was being real cute, until I whipped out me hog and FWONK, I knocked him into oblivion.”
Fwonk by asdfghjklol February 13, 2023

Fronking 

Did you see Hunter fronking earlier?
Fronking by jeremigleosis April 24, 2019

Fonky Monky Friday 

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.
YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY
Fonky Monky Friday by K1ts October 30, 2020
Nickname for the small city of Perry, Fla. Located in north Florida, 51 miles southeast of Tallahassee.

Nickname for a dude that went to Famu. He repped P fonk(Perry, Florida / Taylor County) everywhere he went to let his hometown be known, and his homies started calling him that.
I went to the park in P-fonk last sunday

Hey man, I saw P fonk last week when i was in Atlanta.
P Fonk by Service November 22, 2011
To be angry, unpleased, or get into an altercation. Present participle of the term "Fonk." Originally from the central valley region of California (Sacramento and Stockton) but became popular in Denver, Kansas City, and Michigan.
That eastside nigga just tried to bang on me, he got me fonkin!
Fonkin by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023
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