35 definition by Devon

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I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
thank you very much!
by devon April 24, 2003

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a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
by Devon March 23, 2005

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When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina
Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
by Devon October 12, 2004

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A half burned, but still good extinguished cigarette, found in an ash tray or on the ground.
Man, your work is a killer place for snipes!
by Devon August 18, 2004

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Asking your girlfriend about her ex's. Not intelligent.
It's a mistake to have your idiot gear kick in and ruin your relationship
by Devon January 11, 2004

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used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....
I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!
by devon April 08, 2004

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bare back blow job with come in mouth
that was a sweet bbbjwcim!!!
by devon February 23, 2005

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