36 definitions by Devon
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The Pickle Weasle is known for it's scarce sightings and pickle smelling hair. The Pickle Weasle is a master of disguise and can fit in the smallest crack if it wanted to. The Pickle Weasle can shed it's fur at any time and grow a new coat in 2-3 hours. The Pickle Weasle was discovered in a vacant field in South America robbing a mouse den of it's babies and raping the mother mouse. There are only around 300 Pickle Weasles left in the wild. The rest of them are in captivity.
"I remember once when I was taking a trip to South America and I saw a Pickle Weasle ravaging a pickle infested barrel."
by Devon December 19, 2004
To be shut down or "served" in a confrontation; especially one with the confrontee getting unreasonably excommunicated and laughed at.
Devon- Ben, Fender MADE Squier!
Ben- Haha, Devon, you are so funny and much cooler than me.
Devon- Ya, I know. You're pretty uncool.
The Hunter- Your silence would be greatly appreciated.
Scannell- Excuse me, Hunter?
((cue wrath))
Scannell- Please move past the furious dragons and over the hot coals to your new home.
The Hunter- Again?
Ben- Haha, Devon, you are so funny and much cooler than me.
Devon- Ya, I know. You're pretty uncool.
The Hunter- Your silence would be greatly appreciated.
Scannell- Excuse me, Hunter?
((cue wrath))
Scannell- Please move past the furious dragons and over the hot coals to your new home.
The Hunter- Again?
by Devon February 27, 2005
Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
by Devon April 25, 2003
when a dude puts his girl on her shoulders and fucks her in a manner such that it looks like he is squatting to pound that shit resembling a frog hopping
yo, that bitch wanted me to hit it in a crazy way and I was like, "Get on your shoulders so I can froggie dat shit"
by Devon March 22, 2005
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by Devon October 12, 2004