fwank

A Fwank is when a person masturbates over pictures of another person found via the internet website of facebook.

Ray: What did you do last night?

Ollie: Ow I was just looking at facebook and there was a picture of Jenny showing a bit of nip, couldn't help but have a fwank over that!

Ray: Dude, you should have text me then we could have fwanked at the same time.

by NBLisMassive October 11, 2010

fwank

Abbreviation of the phrase fucking wank, used when inappropriate to swear or in time critical scenarios.

Also an acronym for the computer game series Fighting Warrior Action Ninja King 1 to 7.

You are in Woolworths surrounded by children and grandmothers, you find Woolworths is Fucking Wank but you don't want to offend when you say this out loud and so say "It's fwank in here!"

by Adam Ward December 10, 2005

fwank

fem wank

the pithiest way to describe female masturbation

1.
A: Hey babe, what'd you get up to today
B: Not a lot, mainly just watched Grey's Anatomy and had a fwank

2. She is a massive fwanker

3. Did you see Johnny Depp in that film last night, one for the fwank bank

by sweetc October 23, 2009

fwank

a female's private part

I would appreciate a fwank that didn't smell nor taste bad.

by T-FALCO March 02, 2008

Fwanking

To masturbate so hard and furious that you faint.

I was out cold for about 10 minutes after a fwanking session last night!

by Anon_Mendez July 01, 2010

FWANK

The act of Raping someones Facebook profile when they leave it logged in then realising you were actually logged into your own account therefore Fraping or face book raping yourself.

HaHa this will teach him to leave profile signed in "I sucked my own cock last nite"

Oh shit I wrote that on my own profile I just fwanked

by Hinge 81 January 16, 2011

FWANK

## mixture of the two words ##
:: FWAY:: & ::SWANK::
Expresses one who has an odd style and way of dressing.

That boy on instagram is so fwank

by FWANK PAPI June 15, 2014