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A way of saying "front" but with braces almost like they're slurring their words.
fwont by NapalmKorzak May 31, 2023
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Fwonk Fwon Fwong fwongbat fwongle fwonkie fwonkled fwont
A piece of construction or design (especially computer related) that is sub-standard and/or unreliable.

Fwonkie was discovered when it was also revealed that the technician "Frankie" could not write Engrish properly.
This computer is completely fwonkie, the machine reboots when I insert the USB key.
fwonkie by WAPA May 21, 2005

fwongbat 

A monkey lizard that dwells within the depths of any bowling alley who munches on the rubber soles of bowling shoes and the dandruff off the heads of regular patrons.
Hey Jim, are those new shoes?
Yeah, the soles of my old ones got worn real fast... a little too fast.
Ya know, I have noticed your dandruff disappearing at the alley lately.
I know what you mean man.....

...fucking fwongbat
fwongbat by Jack Dalton October 24, 2007
when you have nothing else to say, "Fwonk" is always the perfect thing.
"yeah well, fwonk"
Fwonk by Devon March 13, 2003
an interjection most commonly used among Squires or male youths to demonstrate indifference to another's comment that fails to make sense. It is frequently capitalized in texting conversation and is written with an additional highly irritating amount of letters.
Squire 1: You stole my day!

(stealing days is something impossible therefore it does not make sense)

Squire 2: FWWWWWOOOOONNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!! (Fwong)
Fwong by turtleracer May 11, 2011
The satisfying word of a satisfying man.
That book is just Fwonk.
Fwonk by Wolfiiish April 5, 2021