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Front royal, VA 

Front royal Virginia is a small town with too many people, it is home to wannabe gangsters, loud mouth rednecks compensating for their incredibly small penis’s with large trucks, enough to make any intelligent woman dry as the desert. Heroin addicts and 23 year old wiggers with monster logo tattooed onto their arm standing outside a ghetto apartment complex letting Bentley, Bentley Anne, and little Grayson Huntlee Gunter scream and torment their neighbors. People in front royal LOVE lung cancer, they can’t get enough lung cancer and even like to give it to others in the form of second hand smoke! The only people who aren’t constantly blowing tobacco in your body or windows are hippie hikers who pretend its a quaint mountain town and then drive back into their fancy ass mountain town and don’t have to deal with the town at all besides the typical stupid tourist locations. Please, for the love of god unless you are white trash, NEVER MOVE HERE!!!!!!
Oh? You live in front royal, VA? I...I’m so sorry.
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right in front of my salad 

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.
"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

bottle in front a me 

I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.
I wish I had a bottle in front a me.

girl front 

the song of the century. no song will ever top this song. the best created. no other song will ever compare. never. speak about this song with respect.
person a: you ever listen to a song so good it makes you wanna say mashallah?
person b: yeah girl front..
girl front by gowon2000 January 27, 2019

Fontenization 

fontenization(n) - The process of turning a noun into an adj, verb, adverb, or completely making a word up on the spot

fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing

synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation
Noun: "Man my professor's fontenization skills are amazing. When he can't think of a proper word to describe what he wants to convey, he just makes on up on the spot. Oh, and they make sense too!!"

Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"

Examples of fontenization:

"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."

"In java all objects are newed."

Fontlebury 

Someone who can't just underline a word in an email without also using italics, a different color font, and an increased font size. A fontlebury often uses this practice when trying to make a point.
Mike: Yo playa, you get my email?
Larry: Yeah man, what's with the font? Do you always insist on changing the color, size, and adding italics any time you underline a word?
Mike: Yeah son, that's how I roll.
Larry: That's about right...you're such a Fontlebury.
Fontlebury by Snake McJake January 30, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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