Fwong

an interjection most commonly used among Squires or male youths to demonstrate indifference to another's comment that fails to make sense. It is frequently capitalized in texting conversation and is written with an additional highly irritating amount of letters.

Squire 1: You stole my day!

(stealing days is something impossible therefore it does not make sense)

Squire 2: FWWWWWOOOOONNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!! (Fwong)

Fwong by turtleracer May 11, 2011

FWUNGA 

FWUNGA - the thing that the taking boy carved into the giving tree in the middle of that heart he carved. We don’t know what it means.

“You heard they carved their initials into my trunk- but actually! They carved FWUNGA!” Said the giving tree, kind of angrily.

FWUNGA by Yormp February 26, 2020

big fong

a gender neutral replacement for mom or dad.

sorry i can’t come over today, big fong grounded me.

big fong by i topped your father March 10, 2021

Fonged 

To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)

“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”

Fonged by LloydRay October 31, 2017

Fongness 

(noun-person)
1. One that is naturally drunk and very happy all the time.
2. Loud, obnoxious, and always hyper.
3. A person that is cocky and in your face.

Oh my god, look at the Fongness right there. He's such an asshole but he pulls it off.

Fongness by fongness July 1, 2011

Faux-Fong 

Faux-Fong - Refers to Chinese stir-fry, made at home. That's right - It's not authentic, but it's simple and easy!

Let's face it, the best Chinese food is found in the many Chinese restaurants around town, offering a multitude of flavors and ingredients. The thing is, sometimes you want the food but don't want to get out....even for take-out. So, what to do?

Faux-Fong - the basics:
1. Meat (or Tofu) of your choice.
2. Package of frozen Stir-fry Veggies.
3. Envelope of Stir-fry Seasoning.

Adventurous? Impress her with these:
1. Rice
2. Tea

Her: Raining tonight, how about a movie and take-out?
Him: Sounds great....but take-out? It's raining cats 'n dogs out there!!
Her: I'd love some Chinese tonight!
Him: Hmmm.....Faux-Fong ok?
Her: Really, Sweetie? You'd make Faux-Fong for me?
Him: Sure!!
Her: You're the best!!!

Faux-Fong by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 15, 2018

fongooliated 

adjective

When things are screwed up beyond repair or when no matter what you do, you get screwed.
(derived from Italian "va fa coule" which in slang is pronounced as fongool)

I can't believe what's happening at work, it's so fongooliated. Everybody is being layed off.

fongooliated by beegatzz April 18, 2010