an interjection most commonly used among Squires or male youths to demonstrate indifference to another's comment that fails to make sense. It is frequently capitalized in texting conversation and is written with an additional highly irritating amount of letters.
Squire 1: You stole my day!
(stealing days is something impossible therefore it does not make sense)
Squire 2: FWWWWWOOOOONNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!! (Fwong)
(stealing days is something impossible therefore it does not make sense)
Squire 2: FWWWWWOOOOONNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!! (Fwong)
by turtleracer May 11, 2011
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“You heard they carved their initials into my trunk- but actually! They carved FWUNGA!” Said the giving tree, kind of angrily.
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Get the big fong mug.To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.
(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
“Hey how did you go in court today?”
“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”
“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”
“Sure did!”
“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”
“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”
“Sure did!”
by LloydRay October 31, 2017
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1. One that is naturally drunk and very happy all the time.
2. Loud, obnoxious, and always hyper.
3. A person that is cocky and in your face.
1. One that is naturally drunk and very happy all the time.
2. Loud, obnoxious, and always hyper.
3. A person that is cocky and in your face.
by fongness July 1, 2011
Get the Fongness mug.Faux-Fong - Refers to Chinese stir-fry, made at home. That's right - It's not authentic, but it's simple and easy!
Let's face it, the best Chinese food is found in the many Chinese restaurants around town, offering a multitude of flavors and ingredients. The thing is, sometimes you want the food but don't want to get out....even for take-out. So, what to do?
Faux-Fong - the basics:
1. Meat (or Tofu) of your choice.
2. Package of frozen Stir-fry Veggies.
3. Envelope of Stir-fry Seasoning.
Adventurous? Impress her with these:
1. Rice
2. Tea
Let's face it, the best Chinese food is found in the many Chinese restaurants around town, offering a multitude of flavors and ingredients. The thing is, sometimes you want the food but don't want to get out....even for take-out. So, what to do?
Faux-Fong - the basics:
1. Meat (or Tofu) of your choice.
2. Package of frozen Stir-fry Veggies.
3. Envelope of Stir-fry Seasoning.
Adventurous? Impress her with these:
1. Rice
2. Tea
Her: Raining tonight, how about a movie and take-out?
Him: Sounds great....but take-out? It's raining cats 'n dogs out there!!
Her: I'd love some Chinese tonight!
Him: Hmmm.....Faux-Fong ok?
Her: Really, Sweetie? You'd make Faux-Fong for me?
Him: Sure!!
Her: You're the best!!!
Him: Sounds great....but take-out? It's raining cats 'n dogs out there!!
Her: I'd love some Chinese tonight!
Him: Hmmm.....Faux-Fong ok?
Her: Really, Sweetie? You'd make Faux-Fong for me?
Him: Sure!!
Her: You're the best!!!
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 15, 2018
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When things are screwed up beyond repair or when no matter what you do, you get screwed.
(derived from Italian "va fa coule" which in slang is pronounced as fongool)
When things are screwed up beyond repair or when no matter what you do, you get screwed.
(derived from Italian "va fa coule" which in slang is pronounced as fongool)
by beegatzz April 18, 2010
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