Fuzzy Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin whilst cutting the giver's hair.

Because she had no money to pay for the haircut, she paid with a fuzzy blumpkin.

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The act of recieving a blowjob on the toilet while having diarrhea. similar to a blumpkin

Bro she didnt know she was giving me a Fuzzy blumpkin until my shit splashed up on her face.

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fuzzy bumpkin

n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet
2) A cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature

1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy bumpkins.
2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.

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A cute way to describe a woman's pubic area as slighty hairy. Usually used in context when speaking to a loved one about her vagina.

"Hunny look! I have a fuzzy bumpkin! Do you think I should shave it?"

"Want to pet my fuzzy bumpkin?"

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a guy mouthifying the hell out of a womans box while she is taking #2 on the shitter... While she is poopen...

A yo Scott, that was a mean fuzzylumpkin you gave Katelyn last night at the Slantei!!!

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Common word used for a really annoying person just to piss them off.

man, shutup u stupid fuzzylumpkins

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