fuzzylumpkins
fuzzylumpkins by KillaKan June 30, 2005
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fuzzylumpkin
a guy mouthifying the hell out of a womans box while she is taking #2 on the shitter... While she is poopen...
fuzzylumpkin by Drippy Carlson December 8, 2004
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Fuzzy Lumpkins
Fuzzy Lumkins is derived from the expression "there is an elephant in the room"- Fuzzy Lumkins refers to the metaphorical elephant in this saying. In other words, when there something obvious that stands out in any particular situation, like "an elephant in the room", the evident object is a Fuzzy Lumkins.
Where two people like each other and each individual is aware of the others feeling. However, neither party has explicitly acknowled the mutual fondness. In this senario, the love that they share is a "fuzzy lumpkins".
Fuzzy Lumpkins by Loneless August 26, 2009
Fuzzy Lumpkins
When a girl blow a hairy old guy and let's him cum in her her mouth.She then eats some of his hair and mixes the hair and cum in her mouth together and spits it out. Making a fuzzy lump
Fuzzy Lumpkins by xan lee January 20, 2011
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