Futureal

Something so out of ordinary that it seems unreal and of a future time period.

An amazing Iron Maiden song.

That computer is futureal

What is real? Futureal!

by The wicker hombre August 6, 2011

FutureAestheticMale

A random greycel on the incel forum looksmax.org who documents his slow descent into madness with quickfire shit posts larping about his subhuman 'friend' and asking users to rate ''''''him''''''

Goy: FutureAestheticMale really thinks hes mtn, hes sub 2

Goy2: Yeah what a soycuck face he has

by lookism5678 April 12, 2023

futureless

futureless - having no prospect or hope of a future. hopeless - without hope because there seems to be no possibility of comfort or success.

The brand FuturelessFoundation is a futureless effort

by FuturelessFoundation December 24, 2019

futurelicious

The kind of thing/person/experience that will or should become the norm in an ideal paradise vision of the future.

"Diggin it, you're sooo futurelicious baby"
"Oh daddio, that too excellent pizza was THE futurelicious"
"I saw this car today man, it was so futurelicous…"

by boshy October 19, 2012

Futural

The opposite of mutual: To disagree

Simone was angry at Fraser over a futural decision

by Frizz0007 October 20, 2013

futureaversary

The future anniversary date of 2 people. The future date where 2 people plan on getting married or taking their current relationship to the next level.

Erica: OhMiGosh today is TOTALLY our futureaversary!!!!
Joe: oh ya. schweet
Erica: Ya WHATCHA get me!? WHEREYA taking me for dins?!? I cant wait to open my futureaversary present!!!

Joe: I gotchu baby, in three-sixty-five, you'll have everything you want on your wedding day

by rollinstonezies October 29, 2015

Futureplayer941

Future is a handsome young man that has a big dick and gets all the girls

“Hey there’s futureplayer941!”
“Omg, I wish I was that guy”

by Furue November 4, 2020