A random greycel on the incel forum looksmax.org who documents his slow descent into madness with quickfire shit posts larping about his subhuman 'friend' and asking users to rate ''''''him''''''

Goy: FutureAestheticMale really thinks hes mtn, hes sub 2

Goy2: Yeah what a soycuck face he has

FutureAestheticMale by lookism5678 April 12, 2023

Featureless Crotch

When someone's crotch has no genitals.

I think you also have a smooth, featureless crotch like a Ken doll.

Featureless Crotch by Victorio115 October 1, 2020

featureless crotch

When someone's genitals should be visible, but are deliberately omitted from the drawing, often to keep it safe for work.

*States at featureless crotch for five minutes.*

featureless crotch by Victorio115 January 20, 2020

futurebassistboy

created when the up and coming legend Matt Hix decided to take up the most worthy bass. Now, however he has joined his most worthy band to become..."Bassistguy"!

"futurebassistboy too the rescue!!!"

"futurebassistboy has evolved from sucking at the bass, to being awsome and becoming...Bassistguy!"

futurebassistboy by Josh "Magic Hands" Franx June 4, 2004

Featureless Ar-15

An Ar-15 rifle that does not have any assault style features such as a pistol grip, flash hider, forward grip, adjustable stock, bayonet lug, threaded barrel, or collapsible/telescoping stock.

A Featureless Ar-15 is allowed to have a magazine release in the state of California

Featureless Ar-15 by Heyitsj000 May 2, 2019

futureepsilon

A small YouTuber who only makes videos to entertain other people. His videos are definitely not family friendly

Person 1: Hey, do you know who FutureEpsilon is?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah, me neither. Just heard some random guy talking about him. He sounds like an idiot

futureepsilon by Jesus Fucking Christ Allistor November 5, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026