futureless 

futureless - having no prospect or hope of a future. hopeless - without hope because there seems to be no possibility of comfort or success.

The brand FuturelessFoundation is a futureless effort

futureless by FuturelessFoundation December 24, 2019

FutureAestheticMale

A random greycel on the incel forum looksmax.org who documents his slow descent into madness with quickfire shit posts larping about his subhuman 'friend' and asking users to rate ''''''him''''''

Goy: FutureAestheticMale really thinks hes mtn, hes sub 2

Goy2: Yeah what a soycuck face he has

FutureAestheticMale by lookism5678 April 12, 2023

Featureless Crotch 

When someone's crotch has no genitals.

I think you also have a smooth, featureless crotch like a Ken doll.

Featureless Crotch by Victorio115 October 1, 2020

featureless crotch 

When someone's genitals should be visible, but are deliberately omitted from the drawing, often to keep it safe for work.

*States at featureless crotch for five minutes.*

featureless crotch by Victorio115 January 20, 2020

futurebassistboy 

created when the up and coming legend Matt Hix decided to take up the most worthy bass. Now, however he has joined his most worthy band to become..."Bassistguy"!

"futurebassistboy too the rescue!!!"

"futurebassistboy has evolved from sucking at the bass, to being awsome and becoming...Bassistguy!"

futurebassistboy by Josh "Magic Hands" Franx June 4, 2004

Featureless Ar-15 

An Ar-15 rifle that does not have any assault style features such as a pistol grip, flash hider, forward grip, adjustable stock, bayonet lug, threaded barrel, or collapsible/telescoping stock.

A Featureless Ar-15 is allowed to have a magazine release in the state of California

Featureless Ar-15 by Heyitsj000 May 2, 2019

futureepsilon 

A small YouTuber who only makes videos to entertain other people. His videos are definitely not family friendly

Person 1: Hey, do you know who FutureEpsilon is?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah, me neither. Just heard some random guy talking about him. He sounds like an idiot

futureepsilon by Jesus Fucking Christ Allistor November 5, 2020