futu

1. (verb) Guernesias and Twatois for fucked.
Similiar to the French foutu. Most Guernsey people speak English the majority of the time and few know its literal meaning, "futu" is thus commonly used as a euphemism for knackered.

2. (noun) The name of a Guernsey satricial political cartoon strip: Guernsey Futu (this makes a pun that Guernsey is "knackered" or "broken", as well as "fucked", by its politicians)

Use 1a. "J'suis futu" (Guernsiase contraction of "Je suis foutu") - I am fucked. (lit)
1b. "I'm completely futu."

Use 2. "Did you see the latest FUTU?

futu by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007

Futu'ti gura ma'tii 

It means " Fuck your mother's mouth" , but its a common mom swear in romanian , alongside Futu'ti mortii ma'tii , which translates as fuck your mom's dead

Daca te prind , iti rup picioarele, futu'ti gura ma'tii .

Futu'ti gura ma'tii by eli smecheru December 3, 2022

Futu-rustic

An emerging avant-garde design style that blends streamlined, parametric shapes with traditional, naturalist elements, resulting in a special kind of humble yet expressive harmony.

- Yo, G.E. where did you get the cool shelf from? It's weirdly cozy and sci-fi at the same time...
- I made it myself, inspired by aeronautical engineering principles and the timeless aesthetic of walnut timber with flax finish. Neat, huh? I call it "futu-rustic".

Futu-rustic by Eszenyi June 5, 2025

216 pleacă odată din Tapia futu'ti gura ma'tii de Vectron 

It means that The Siemens Vectron 193 216-3 A-LTE to leave once Tapia Railway station and get to Timișoara

Vectron 216 pleacă odată din Tapia futu'ti gura ma'tii de Vectron cu 4 osii de pizdă

216 pleacă odată din Tapia futu'ti gura ma'tii de Vectron by România pe viață February 4, 2023

futurebound 

When you are expecting something to happen in the future, what actually makes you feel happy because its bound with you.

The word used by EDEN in his song End Credits.

Me and her, we could forever be futurebound!

futurebound by Lip H. April 15, 2017

future hendrix 

the best trap rapper out there. he drops new music all the time, and you can tell he really enjoys doing it.

Future Hendrix's Dirty Sprite was legendary!

future hendrix by futurespast June 21, 2016

Always in motion is the future… 

Always in motion is the future… The greatest popular culture utterance foregrounding the principle of metaphysical uncertainty ever spoken in a movie designed for mass consumption.

This was Yoda’s answer to the question about the outcome of Luke Skywalker’s Jedi training; and, Like's eventual intervention in THE REBELLION in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back.

Ironically, the Star Was franchise itself falls into the catagory of a future in motion that couldn’t have been foreseen.

Who could have predicted that a movie that was essentially a space Western, samurai movie, made in the tradition of Flash Gordon serials, would spawn the summer blockbuster movie phenomenon?

Who I ask!!!!????

No one could!!!! Because: Always in motion is the future…

No matter how prescient one is, the outcome of any situation is influenced by many random unforeseen forces that cannot be predicted.

And, even when the unforeseen forces are made apparent; and, a new situation arises; this also generates a new blind spots and new random chaotic elements.

Who cold have predicted Jar Jar Binks — the most hated character in the Star Wars franchise.

No one I tell you!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!

FUCK THAT STEP AND FETCH IT COMIC RELIFE DEMI-RASTAMAN!!!! FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Always in motion is the future…

In 1977 we all asked if the Star Wars movie would have sequel and spawn a huge franchise. At the end of that tumultuous summer, the only answer possible answer back then was: Always in motion is the future…

Always in motion is the future… by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023