1. (verb) Guernesias and Twatois for fucked.
Similiar to the French foutu. Most Guernsey people speak English the majority of the time and few know its literal meaning, "futu" is thus commonly used as a euphemism for knackered.
2. (noun) The name of a Guernsey satricial political cartoon strip: Guernsey Futu (this makes a pun that Guernsey is "knackered" or "broken", as well as "fucked", by its politicians)
Similiar to the French foutu. Most Guernsey people speak English the majority of the time and few know its literal meaning, "futu" is thus commonly used as a euphemism for knackered.
2. (noun) The name of a Guernsey satricial political cartoon strip: Guernsey Futu (this makes a pun that Guernsey is "knackered" or "broken", as well as "fucked", by its politicians)
Use 1a. "J'suis futu" (Guernsiase contraction of "Je suis foutu") - I am fucked. (lit)
1b. "I'm completely futu."
Use 2. "Did you see the latest FUTU?
1b. "I'm completely futu."
Use 2. "Did you see the latest FUTU?
by Frogfaerie March 24, 2007
An emerging avant-garde design style that blends streamlined, parametric shapes with traditional, naturalist elements, resulting in a special kind of humble yet expressive harmony.
- Yo, G.E. where did you get the cool shelf from? It's weirdly cozy and sci-fi at the same time...
- I made it myself, inspired by aeronautical engineering principles and the timeless aesthetic of walnut timber with flax finish. Neat, huh? I call it "futu-rustic".
- I made it myself, inspired by aeronautical engineering principles and the timeless aesthetic of walnut timber with flax finish. Neat, huh? I call it "futu-rustic".
by Eszenyi June 05, 2025