futro 

Previous eras' visions of the future.

See the animated film "Metropolis" or the cover of any science fiction novel prior to 2000.

Heard on Radio From Hell, April 8th, 7am hour:
Gina, "It's like a future McDonald's. Doesn't it look like it came from the future?"
Bill, "Or... Or the hip past. You know what I mean, it's kind of retro-y... Back in the 60s, this is what people said the future would look like."
Kerry, "That, uh, future-slash-retro, I love that stuff."
Bill, "Pop-art."
Gina, "Futro."
Kerry, "Futro!"

futro by IsaacsLaughing April 26, 2011

Futro 

Someone who is uber l33t hax.

He is totally a futro.

Futro by Seuyt cf January 12, 2008

futro foo 

A Pakistani term used to describe someone’s secret work crush. Often the crush is a relative.

Jyotsna is Ankits futro foo. He is crazy about her.

futro foo by Gupta88 November 8, 2017

FUTO 

A place of stress and frustration, without any sign of human sympathy...

He looks this way because he just came back from futo

FUTO by Ebruba May 19, 2020

futrelian

An adverb applied to dishonesty, heightened to a point of baroque excess that the lie is on the verge of, but not past where it becomes obvious self-parody.

In Dr Craig's selective quoting of Darwin, the reversal of originally intended meaning was so complete, and so perverse, it was almost futrelian. We nearly admired him for taking the art of lying to a point of previously unimagined excess.

futrelian by manuel dexter July 5, 2012

Dev-butt Futo-naik 

Dev-butt Futo*-naik is an attention seeking mythical creature, a pervert, a writer of erotic homosexual fan fictions, a pro player of victim card, a Diva who likes to take it from behind, and who loves to moan at Twitter upon having an orgasm.

Our Good Ole Dev-butt Futo-naik is a student of anti-Hindu scholar Windy Dognigga.

Dev-butt Futo-naik by Psycho_Kangana March 15, 2021

fatronize 

To treat an overweight person in a rude or condescending manner.

A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!

B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!

fatronize by Bryan Gilbreath February 23, 2011

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009