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Futbo is what people would call 'football' if they lived in Stoke-On-Trent, Stokeism or Potteries slang
Me:- didst say the futbo oer wikend?
Her:- futbo ?
Me:- aaah the futbo ! Stoke wuz playin ight ut Boothen End agin Port Vale
Her:- I hate futbo

The most well known Stokeism goes as follows

Cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?

I coss coss they ?

Can you kick a ball against a wall and head it until you break it ?

I can, can you ?
Futbo by Smoglet June 9, 2010
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futro foo 

A Pakistani term used to describe someone’s secret work crush. Often the crush is a relative.
Jyotsna is Ankits futro foo. He is crazy about her.
futro foo by Gupta88 November 8, 2017
A place of stress and frustration, without any sign of human sympathy...
He looks this way because he just came back from futo
FUTO by Ebruba May 19, 2020
A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009

fatbotage 

a deliberate action aimed at ruining someone's attempt at dieting
In an attempt to fatbotage Stephanie, every day at work Marcy left a freshly baked pie on Stephanie's desk, even though she knew Stephanie was on Atkins or some shit like that.
fatbotage by -=THE ROOSTER=- December 8, 2012

Dev-butt Futo-naik 

Dev-butt Futo*-naik is an attention seeking mythical creature, a pervert, a writer of erotic homosexual fan fictions, a pro player of victim card, a Diva who likes to take it from behind, and who loves to moan at Twitter upon having an orgasm.
Our Good Ole Dev-butt Futo-naik is a student of anti-Hindu scholar Windy Dognigga.
An annoying, perverted, irrelevant male who is very easy to spot, usually wears excessive deep v necks and an entire can of axe spray, maybe two. He is always on the prowl with his extreme thirst and because of his desperation for female attention, he is constantly begging for nudes and gets disappointed easily when a girl doesn't put out on the first date. He automatically assumes some chick wants the D when all she said was "hi" and being nice to him. He has no ambition in life and will end up having only these companions with him: herpes, chlymadia, gonorrhea, and HIV. For fuck's sake, please beware of fuqbois
"Who dat sprayin that axe everywhere my lungs gettin infected"
"That's Timothy over there he's a fuqboi"