Futbo is what people would call 'football' if they lived in Stoke-On-Trent, Stokeism or Potteries slang
Me:- didst say the futbo oer wikend?
Her:- futbo ?
Me:- aaah the futbo ! Stoke wuz playin ight ut Boothen End agin Port Vale
Her:- I hate futbo
The most well known Stokeism goes as follows
Cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?
I coss coss they ?
Can you kick a ball against a wall and head it until you break it ?
I can, can you ?
Her:- futbo ?
Me:- aaah the futbo ! Stoke wuz playin ight ut Boothen End agin Port Vale
Her:- I hate futbo
The most well known Stokeism goes as follows
Cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?
I coss coss they ?
Can you kick a ball against a wall and head it until you break it ?
I can, can you ?
by Smoglet May 13, 2010