Futboy

A short, fat man that thinks hes funny when telling a joke or a story. When in relaity he sounds really stupid and is making himself look like an idiot.

Dana: Hey have you talked to Bill lately?
Eric: Yea, hes a real futboy.

by KimmyDawn June 22, 2012

Valencia Club de Fútbol

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.

Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.

by Brun_LP October 12, 2010

Fukboy

"A ‘fukboy’ is a man who sleeps with women without any intention of having a relationship with them or perhaps not even like them at all. The Rico Suave ones, will ask you what are your looking for the next day. Then tries to call you clingy, even when that's not the case.” Get in the boat with the rest of the Ratchets!

I wasn't dumb I could see straight through his fukboy intentions!

by MISSK1982 December 20, 2018

fatboy sse

A fat nigga who loves food and when the delivery guy on time. Don't be fooled by his chubby teddy bear lookalike face he will steal yo girls pussy any day.

I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher. -Fatboy sse

by Dankmemez454656 August 22, 2017

Fùtbol

the most popular game in the world. the goal is to kick a ball into a goal and beat the opponet. (this game is known as soccer in the US)(and that is really how to spell it)

Did you see the fùtbol game? it was a good match.

by Akoma September 3, 2005

fatBoy Slim

The greatest DJ of the 90s.

Right about now, funk so brother...

by Biafra J August 30, 2004

Futbo

Futbo is what people would call 'football' if they lived in Stoke-On-Trent, Stokeism or Potteries slang

Me:- didst say the futbo oer wikend?
Her:- futbo ?
Me:- aaah the futbo ! Stoke wuz playin ight ut Boothen End agin Port Vale
Her:- I hate futbo

The most well known Stokeism goes as follows

Cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?

I coss coss they ?

Can you kick a ball against a wall and head it until you break it ?

I can, can you ?

by Smoglet June 9, 2010