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Valencia Club de Fútbol 

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.
Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.
Valencia Club de Fútbol by Brun_LP October 12, 2010
"A ‘fukboy’ is a man who sleeps with women without any intention of having a relationship with them or perhaps not even like them at all. The Rico Suave ones, will ask you what are your looking for the next day. Then tries to call you clingy, even when that's not the case.” Get in the boat with the rest of the Ratchets!
I wasn't dumb I could see straight through his fukboy intentions!
Fukboy by MISSK1982 December 20, 2018

fatboy sse 

A fat nigga who loves food and when the delivery guy on time. Don't be fooled by his chubby teddy bear lookalike face he will steal yo girls pussy any day.
fatboy sse by Dankmemez454656 August 22, 2017
the most popular game in the world. the goal is to kick a ball into a goal and beat the opponet. (this game is known as soccer in the US)(and that is really how to spell it)
Did you see the fùtbol game? it was a good match.
Fùtbol by Akoma September 3, 2005

fatBoy Slim 

Right about now, funk so brother...
fatBoy Slim by Biafra J August 30, 2004
Futbo is what people would call 'football' if they lived in Stoke-On-Trent, Stokeism or Potteries slang
Me:- didst say the futbo oer wikend?
Her:- futbo ?
Me:- aaah the futbo ! Stoke wuz playin ight ut Boothen End agin Port Vale
Her:- I hate futbo

The most well known Stokeism goes as follows

Cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?

I coss coss they ?

Can you kick a ball against a wall and head it until you break it ?

I can, can you ?
Futbo by Smoglet June 9, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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