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fustering
fustering by jack_hammer December 7, 2015
fuster cluck
Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.
"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."
fuster cluck by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
fusterated
fusterated by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012
Fustomer
Fustomer is an amalgam of the words Fuss or Fussy and Customer. Generaly a phrase used by those working in the service industry to denote a customer who makes unreasonable requests or complains about things that other people have no problem with. Nine times out of ten a fustomer will be an over 50 year old suffering from an engourged sense of entitlement.
Did you see that fustomer getting all up in my face because he had to cue for five minutes? He didnt seem to mind making the people behind him wait even longer just because he wanted to argue with someone
Fustomer by Working-with-people March 29, 2009
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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