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fustercluck

An alteration of clusterfuck that can be uttered in public places such as the work place.
This place is a total fustercluck.
fustercluck by monsieur dude October 2, 2008
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fustering 

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.
people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish
fustering by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

fuster cluck 

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.
"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."
fuster cluck by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

bucking fusted 

How one might type the phrase, "fucking busted" into an online BBS or forum in order to bypass the onboard censor found on many of these.
That damn drone is bucking fusted again? What'd ya do this time, crash into a building or something?!?
bucking fusted by Telephony August 2, 2018

fusterated 

incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.
fusterated by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012
Fustomer is an amalgam of the words Fuss or Fussy and Customer. Generaly a phrase used by those working in the service industry to denote a customer who makes unreasonable requests or complains about things that other people have no problem with. Nine times out of ten a fustomer will be an over 50 year old suffering from an engourged sense of entitlement.
Did you see that fustomer getting all up in my face because he had to cue for five minutes? He didnt seem to mind making the people behind him wait even longer just because he wanted to argue with someone
Fustomer by Working-with-people March 29, 2009