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An alteration of clusterfuck that can be uttered in public places such as the work place.
This place is a total fustercluck.
by monsieur dude August 07, 2008
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Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.
"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."
by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
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A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.

"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"
by whothehellevencares July 20, 2008
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In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.
I was in a hurry riding through Lon Lon Ranch to refill my milk when I accidently caused a fustercluck.
by RadicalLibrarian December 05, 2011
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A group activity that results in pure stupidity.

A whole bunch of people hoping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
YOu guys are the biggest group of fusterclucks I have ever scene.

Now that we are all here lets fustercluck!
by William Nichols April 01, 2004
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A nice way of saying cluster f*ck around bible thumpers and old people.
Man, your teeth look like a fuster cluck of jagged bones and decay.
by Jodi S March 02, 2008
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