Furgiveness

When you allow a mistake based on the fact that the person making the mistake is drunk as shit.

She said that I gave the ants the porch tots. But I gave her furgiveness.

by Sheffjeets August 10, 2019

Furgive

The act of forgiving (sometimes against one's will ) the heinous behavior of an animal because... SO. HECKIN'. CUTE!

"My cat begged for food only to throw it up on the carpet making me late for work. Of course I furgive him. He was so heckin' cute rollin' around in his cardboard rainbow."

by TaLuLa13 October 15, 2020

Furgive

The act of forgiving (sometimes against one's will ) the heinous behavior of an animal because... SO. HECKIN'. CUTE!

"My cat begged for food only to throw it up on the carpet making me late for work. Of course I furgive him. He was so heckin' cute rollin' around in his cardboard rainbow."

by TaLuLa13 October 15, 2020