Fuppaccino

The female equivalent to the tea bag.

Let me serve you a fuppaccino 😈

by Cookies2go March 16, 2023

fappuccino

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

Fappacino

Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.

by spoondawwg February 24, 2013

fappachino

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008

Fuckaccino

The sex you have in the morning when you are not fully awake, resulting in being fully awake and active afterwards

I'm still half asleep, let's have a fuckaccino, then go for breakfast

by Tinbrain January 5, 2019

Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

fappuccino

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.

How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.

by 7ft3 August 31, 2013