FunkyBean 

a two-faced bitch and a cuck

Wow Dave's a real FunkyBean don't you think?

FunkyBean by dumbgay22 January 3, 2018

fuckbeans

an exclamation; especially one of disgust, frustration, or defeat.

Teacher: You get to be the tree in our next play!
You: Fuckbeans!

fuckbeans by Daenon and Oron December 26, 2002

Fuckbeans

1. An obscenity which is used to show a person has made a mistake or an accident has occured

Oh FUCKBEANS, i've lost my work
FUCKBENS, where is he/she

Fuckbeans by Bob Bobberson November 17, 2003

funkyfantabalous 

Something or someone that is totally awesome.

How is your day going so far? It's funkyfantabalous baby!!!

funkyfantabalous by cleojones September 28, 2011

fuckbeans

A word usually used as an expression of frustration or anger.

Guy 1: Dude, did you bring in your homework?

Guy 2: Fuckbeans!

fuckbeans by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

fuckbean 

A testicle

Ow my gf bit my left fuckbean.

fuckbean by Vinnie March 9, 2004

Fuckbeans

A game played at national coffee franchises. The goal of the game is to have sexual relations with the person working behind the counter while making the fewest number of purchases.
Also known as Nine Coffees to Sex and Starfucks.

I fuckbeaned that barista bitch at Maple and Ninth in 5 yo.

Fuckbeans by snik November 19, 2003