A game played at national coffee franchises. The goal of the game is to have sexual relations with the person working behind the counter while making the fewest number of purchases.
Also known as Nine Coffees to Sex and Starfucks.

I fuckbeaned that barista bitch at Maple and Ninth in 5 yo.

Fuckbeans by snik November 19, 2003

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fuckbeans

The term "fuck beans" was originally picked up by a friend from the movie "Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back" he didn't tell us this, and we said "I don't get it" for a couple of days everytime he said "fuck beans", till he told us, we had already seen Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back and recalled which part of the film it originated from.

thejackal: FUCK BEANS!
HM2K: I Don't Get It...

fuckbeans by HM2K May 8, 2003

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fuckbeans

a word explaining that a particular thing is amazing

yo' man that girl is the fuckBEANS!

fuckbeans by drop d November 4, 2003

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FUCKHEADS

Asshole's that don't respect your privacy and annoy you with unwanted texts, Emails, phonecalls, voicemails and visits.

I wish there wasn't so many FUCKHEADS in my life, sometimes I just want to be left alone.

FUCKHEADS by jpg3 December 3, 2010

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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