Functitious 

Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.

Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.

My god, that car is functitious.

Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.

Functitious by DaleLavine February 4, 2009

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.

Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.

fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

fucticious 

(adj) Pretending the sex was good, faking an orgasm.

Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.

He thinks he was totally good, but I was just acting fucticious.

"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."

fucticious by kidsnpigs February 6, 2010

fuctitious 

adj. Of or relating to imagined sexual activity. Typically used to describe the deceitful stories of people who aren't getting enough, but want to give the impression they are.

I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.

fuctitious by Curis September 26, 2005

fictitious

Pertaining to fiction.

Not entirely founded in real life. Not just conjecture, but also fantasy.

The Bible is largely fictitious.

Most 13 y.o. boys have a fictitious foot-long shlong.

fictitious by A. Penner February 26, 2010

Fictitious

Literally no one can identify the difference between the word "fictitious," and "fictional."
**No one fucking knows.**
Generally used to pronounce one's vocabulary.

Teacher: "Today, we are going to be reading a fictitious novel."

Student: "What does the word 'fictitious,' mean?"
Teacher: "It's a synonym for the word 'fictional'."
Student: "What's the difference between the two words?"
Teacher: **"No one fucking knows"**

Fictitious by The Deer Leader May 25, 2017

funktatious 

A funk that is contagious| or infectious. This adjective can be used in both positive and negative observations.

Hey man! That attitude is funktatious. (negative observation)

Wow! His groove is funktatious (positive observation)

funktatious by halco October 13, 2009