Someone who fumbledicks is called a fumbledicker. To fumbledick means to take your time or get distracted when enroute somewhere or doing something. If I am leaving the house and my wife is waiting in the car for me , but I keep watching the game or I forget my watch or I forgot to take my medicine. I would be fumbledicking around and my wife would let me know that I was a fumbledicker as soon as I get in the car.
by DJR22 September 11, 2016
Get the Fumbledick mug.by ItsRedGrover December 13, 2021
Get the Fumblemickdumbderkins mug.Related Words
I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!
by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009
Get the Fumblefuck mug.1)The dick, or penis, or male genitalia, of Sir Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series or Harry Potter movies. Rumored to be over 7.6 inches in length (non-erect).
2)Used to describe someone who believes they are always correct and know everything when it is obvious they don't.
2)Used to describe someone who believes they are always correct and know everything when it is obvious they don't.
by Sean Mc. May 9, 2008
Get the dumbledick mug.someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.
Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!
by Brad22 February 16, 2008
Get the fumble dick mug.A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.
by Aaron - Jewzilla September 11, 2007
Get the fumblefuck mug."He is a woman-hating misogynist fumblecock."
by Sammi Wolfe April 29, 2013
Get the Fumblecock mug.