Fumbledick

Someone who fumbledicks is called a fumbledicker. To fumbledick means to take your time or get distracted when enroute somewhere or doing something. If I am leaving the house and my wife is waiting in the car for me , but I keep watching the game or I forget my watch or I forgot to take my medicine. I would be fumbledicking around and my wife would let me know that I was a fumbledicker as soon as I get in the car.

Dom please be fast when you go into the store and do not fumbledick around, because I'm in a hurry.

Fumbledick by DJR22 September 11, 2016

Fumblemickdumbderkins 

A big word used to describe an even bigger idiot

That fumblemickdumbderkins is the worst person I've met.

Fumblemickdumbderkins by ItsRedGrover December 13, 2021

Fumblefuck 

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.

I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!

Fumblefuck by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009

dumbledick

1)The dick, or penis, or male genitalia, of Sir Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series or Harry Potter movies. Rumored to be over 7.6 inches in length (non-erect).

2)Used to describe someone who believes they are always correct and know everything when it is obvious they don't.

1)"My god that kid has such a dumbledick!"

2)"Stop being such a dumbledick! You're wrong!"

dumbledick by Sean Mc. May 9, 2008

fumble dick 

someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.

Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!

fumble dick by Brad22 February 16, 2008

fumblefuck 

A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.

1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."

fumblefuck by Aaron - Jewzilla September 11, 2007

Fumblecock 

the perfect insult to call a person when normal words just aren't enough.

"He is a woman-hating misogynist fumblecock."

Fumblecock by Sammi Wolfe April 29, 2013