Fumbledini

An individual or a group of individuals who fumble the baggini way too often until it becomes a specific characteristic.

Oh man Americans are such fumbledinis. They literally financed the weapons of the moudjahidines so they could fight against the Soviet Union and after that the moudjahidines turned against the US and fought them with the same weapons.

Fumbledini by OGFumbledini December 26, 2021

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Fumbletini

When something is fucked, fumbled, or messed up.

"Mate that piss is fumbletini"

Fumbletini by Buddybodbod January 18, 2024

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Fumbledick

Someone who fumbledicks is called a fumbledicker. To fumbledick means to take your time or get distracted when enroute somewhere or doing something. If I am leaving the house and my wife is waiting in the car for me , but I keep watching the game or I forget my watch or I forgot to take my medicine. I would be fumbledicking around and my wife would let me know that I was a fumbledicker as soon as I get in the car.

Dom please be fast when you go into the store and do not fumbledick around, because I'm in a hurry.

Fumbledick by DJR22 September 11, 2016

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fumpledink

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fumpledink by Fumpledink_ December 8, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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