Fumblefuck

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.

I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!

by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009

fumblefuck

A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.

1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."

by Aaron - Jewzilla September 11, 2007

fumblefuck

someone who constantly drops things and is extremely clumsy.

I cannot believe what a fumblefuck, a can be.

by dizziupthegirl April 19, 2016

Fumblemickdumbderkins

A big word used to describe an even bigger idiot

That fumblemickdumbderkins is the worst person I've met.

by ItsRedGrover December 13, 2021

Outer Bumblefuck

a place located far from a metropolitan area, in the middle of nowhere. Always written to a resemble a real name of a village.

Where's Jim from?
Oh, God, some small village in Outer Bumblefuck.

by EddieTheIdiot June 9, 2009

mumblefuck

An unintelligible answer to a simple direct question.

My car salesman gave me a mumblefuck answer when I asked if the car was ever used as a taxi cab?

by BigjonnyC January 19, 2008

humblefucking

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.

The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021