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Fumblemickdumbderkins 

A big word used to describe an even bigger idiot
That fumblemickdumbderkins is the worst person I've met.

Fumblefuck 

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.
I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!
Fumblefuck by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009

Bumblecocksucker 

A bumblebee that's acting like a dick
i tried to swat it away, but it was one of those huge bumblecocksuckers!

tumblecock 

A rolling ball of cock. Used as an insult. When someone is beyond just a cock, they are so much cock that it can't stay in one place.

To use the word and the idea best, you need to just yell the word into the face of the tumblecock.
"Bob is a tumblecock!"
"Yea he is, watch this" *walks over to Bob and leans into his face* "TUMBLECOCK!"
tumblecock by Bk0 May 9, 2006

fumblefuck 

A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.
1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."
fumblefuck by Aaron - Jewzilla September 11, 2007

Humblecock 

hum-ble-cock / h^m bel kok/ n. 1 a quietly confident individual who does not brag or otherwise flaunt his successes 2 one who chooses to forgo arrogance in favor of modesty
A Humblecock would be an individual, both male and female, that has been successful in their walk of life but chooses not to flaunt it, brag about it or put on displays or arrogance. This could be in professional sports, business, entertainment or any other celebrity. He or she portrays it in a subtle, not obnoxious, way. The cock portion of humble is because they could be the leader in their group, sport, business or life.
(www.humblecock.com)
Humblecock by Humblecock1 October 14, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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