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Funkward 

An awkward situation which could be considered:
1) fun
2) funny
1) Playing volleyball on a nude beach is funkward.

2) Girl: "Rick, what were you doing cuddling with Ben last night?"
Rick: "I wasn't...I don't think"
Girl: "Oh...funkwardddd"
Funkward by Taylor the Great March 14, 2009
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Funkward 

When you’re having a fun time yet it’s an awkward experience.
Our time learning how to type words backwards was funkward.
Funkward by NewLifeWords April 19, 2023

Fuckward 

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.
The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.
Fuckward by AdilShah July 12, 2022

fuckward 

In the process of or heading toward the direction of being fucked.

A place that is messed up or ass backward.
I spent all my money, therefore I am going to be in a fuckward situation when I have to pay my car insurance.

I go to a fuckward school, in a fuckward town, full of fuckward people..
fuckward by Umbrica September 18, 2008

fuckward 

Guy 1: "Oh, dak!"
Guy 2: "You, sir, are a fuckward."
fuckward by Jerry D May 9, 2003
Person who keeps it funkin' real!
That dude at the discotheque is a total funktard.
Funktard by KevinB March 1, 2007
Cruel Name for a hippie, Tree hugger, and or Leaf Burner.
Get the hell out of here you freakin Funkwad
Funkwad by Christopher Garcia September 24, 2005
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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