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Fukushima Release Valve 

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.

bingala funkus 

a slur refering to the 32 year old estonian streamer aksually's triplets
"your kids are bingala funkus"
bingala funkus by notel May 22, 2023

Fuckushima 

Exclamation when things continue to go drastically wrong on a nuclear scale. Aptly named after the Fukushima Nuclear facility in Japan.
A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.

A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?

B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!
Fuckushima by WardrobeLamppost March 31, 2011

Fuckussion 

Concussion recieved during the act of sex. Usually resulting from a headboard, a fall from tables and/or counters or falls in the shower.
I got a fuckussion when my man drilled me into the headboard!
Fuckussion by moosie1972 June 30, 2012
A variation of "Focus". Often used by Facebook's Delicate Flower as she immitates someone she works with who has a strong accent. Also used by the "Fuckus in Fitness" group that spun off from Delicate Flower's page.
Today we must Fuckus on what's important.

This year I will Fuckus on fitness more.
Fuckus by DF Dammit December 31, 2014