fuget
a fuget is a way of saying fucking fagot in a short manor as to not totally get in trouble with someone for saying it, and to not sound like you are really calling out someones sexuality.
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Fuget
Fuget by Dorkygirl786 June 14, 2022
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tax fugitive
Someone who is VERY short (at most 5 feet and 2 inches), someone who suffers from horrible acne also one of their eyes droops further down then the other one, and is very bad at the game Pokémon
Person 1: I am going to go watch some Ludwig on Twitch!
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online
tax fugitive by Le Funny Man March 13, 2020
fuggetaboutit
the Brooklyn way to to say "forget about it." originally used by Italian gangsters because of their funny accents.
Johnny: Yo that bitch Adriana dumped me
Carmine: Fuggetaboutit that girl's a whore theres plenty more where she came from.
Carmine: Fuggetaboutit that girl's a whore theres plenty more where she came from.
fuggetaboutit by yankeefanzz February 8, 2012
fudget
FUDGET Can be used as a noun OR a verb. Rhymes with 'budget' but sadly, is related to it in theory only.
1. A faux budget that uses imaginary figures and projections with little or no basis in reality and extraordinarily humongous numbers that don't even fit on anyone's calculator
2. Fiction that uses numbers instead of words to tell tall tales (aka 'lies') involving amounts of money that can only be described as "more than you can possibly imagine"
3. Accounting (usually in Federal, State, Local Governments but by no means limited to ONLY the Public Sector) that does NOT add up regardless of what anyone would have you believe
4. A financial blackhole that sucks in genuine arithmetic and spews out bullshit
5. The Modus Operandi where the labors and production of the hard-working men and women of America are confiscated, redistributed, and otherwise squandered by the political class
IMPORTANT NOTE: The word "fudget" when used in any written sentence, appearing in any medium, in any language, for all time and eternity, MUST be written in BOLD RED RGB 255,0,0 not the "pleasant and pleasing" shade of RED found on most renditions of THE AMERICAN FLAG, but that other RED that screams STOP! and something is terribly wrong here RED, or it will be considered misspelled (what, it's not?).
1. A faux budget that uses imaginary figures and projections with little or no basis in reality and extraordinarily humongous numbers that don't even fit on anyone's calculator
2. Fiction that uses numbers instead of words to tell tall tales (aka 'lies') involving amounts of money that can only be described as "more than you can possibly imagine"
3. Accounting (usually in Federal, State, Local Governments but by no means limited to ONLY the Public Sector) that does NOT add up regardless of what anyone would have you believe
4. A financial blackhole that sucks in genuine arithmetic and spews out bullshit
5. The Modus Operandi where the labors and production of the hard-working men and women of America are confiscated, redistributed, and otherwise squandered by the political class
IMPORTANT NOTE: The word "fudget" when used in any written sentence, appearing in any medium, in any language, for all time and eternity, MUST be written in BOLD RED RGB 255,0,0 not the "pleasant and pleasing" shade of RED found on most renditions of THE AMERICAN FLAG, but that other RED that screams STOP! and something is terribly wrong here RED, or it will be considered misspelled (what, it's not?).
FUDGETING is the formal process by which the elected and appointed officials screw the electorate in the ass—but what the hell—OPM (other people's money) sure is fun to piss away.
The National Debt is the total of the annual FUDGET Deficits (plus interest of course).
The Federal Budget should be renamed The Federal FUDGET.
In a FUDGET—1 + 1 does not equal 2—in fact, it can equal anything you want—the numbers are all made up & the figures don't mean anything—but it doesn't matter—no one bothers to do the math anymore.
We need to FUDGET more money for these programs—even though they don't work—or we're NOT going to get re-elected in November—and that’s ALL that matters.
Just throw it in the FUDGET, no one reads this shit anyway—and even if they did—what the hell are they gonna do about it? The American People are either so stupid they just don't get it—or so busy watching TV and playing video games—or watching porn and playing with themselves—that they don't notice what's really going on—by the time they catch on to the fact that we've bankrupted the Country and sold their children and their children's children into slavery we'll all be dead and gone.
That's a real FUDGET-buster!
Who needs a FUDGET?—we’ll just monetize The National Debt.
Bend over a little more—I'm trying to ram this FUDGET through before anyone finds out we have absolutely no way to pay for ANY of it.
Can you say "Weimar Republic"! Because they had this FUDGET thing down to a science and look at them.
The National Debt is the total of the annual FUDGET Deficits (plus interest of course).
The Federal Budget should be renamed The Federal FUDGET.
In a FUDGET—1 + 1 does not equal 2—in fact, it can equal anything you want—the numbers are all made up & the figures don't mean anything—but it doesn't matter—no one bothers to do the math anymore.
We need to FUDGET more money for these programs—even though they don't work—or we're NOT going to get re-elected in November—and that’s ALL that matters.
Just throw it in the FUDGET, no one reads this shit anyway—and even if they did—what the hell are they gonna do about it? The American People are either so stupid they just don't get it—or so busy watching TV and playing video games—or watching porn and playing with themselves—that they don't notice what's really going on—by the time they catch on to the fact that we've bankrupted the Country and sold their children and their children's children into slavery we'll all be dead and gone.
That's a real FUDGET-buster!
Who needs a FUDGET?—we’ll just monetize The National Debt.
Bend over a little more—I'm trying to ram this FUDGET through before anyone finds out we have absolutely no way to pay for ANY of it.
Can you say "Weimar Republic"! Because they had this FUDGET thing down to a science and look at them.
fudget by We The People PLAN™ August 25, 2010
Figetsexual
Figetsexual by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021
Bob Faget
Comedian best known for starring in the early 90's sitcom "Full House", as well as, "America's Funniest Home Videos". Commonly misspelled "Bob Saget".
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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