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Fuckytown

Another once popular disco-era town adjacent to Funkytown.
Won’t you take me to... Fuckytown?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
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Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.
by Yst December 12, 2004
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Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.
"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"
by C-Money666 January 14, 2020
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fuckton

by Anonymous March 24, 2003
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mega-fuckton

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.
"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."
by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013
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funkytown gore

A horrifying gore video that surfaced around 2016-2017. It shows a man with his face flayed, hands cut off, and eyes gouged out being tortured by a Mexican cartel while having adrenaline injected into him so he feels the pain while Sweet Child O' Mine and later Funkytown are playing in the background. They even slice his throat with a box cutter at some point.
guy 1: did you see the funkytown gore video?

guy 2: yeah, do NOT look it up
by imgay82629103639201873 October 2, 2021
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Imperial Fuckton

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.
MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.
by MatthewTay November 9, 2007
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