Fuckyouology 

The study of the art of telling someone to fuck off.

"Mommy, daddy, whats fuckyouology?"
"Go fuck yourself, son."
"Thanks dad!"

Fuckyouology by imAFreakinPanda October 13, 2013

fuckyoulogy 

Oratory or writing in honor of one recently deceased who will most certainly not be missed.

John Oliver: This is not so much a tribute episode to bin Laden as it is a special "fuckyoulogy" to the big man.

fuckyoulogy by mike r k June 12, 2011

fuckyoulogy 

A vitriolic eulogy in reverse given to mark the passing of someone who's death will not only not be mourned but is to be broadly welcomed. First coined by John Oliver on The Bugle podcast on 6th May 2011 on the occasion of the death of Osama Bin Laden.

"(sings)Shot in the eye, and you're to blame, you give c**ts a bad name. This is not so much a tribute episode to Bin Laden as a special fuckyoulogy to the big man..He's gone from leader of the worlds tedious minority interest pressure group... the man commonly known as the Rowdy Saudi, Terry The Terrorist, The Mighty Douche, The Tora Bora Law Ignorer and the Angry Turnip.."

fuckyoulogy by AndyM(UK) June 8, 2011

Fuckyoulogy 

Also Fuckeulogy. The obituary of a prize cunt. First used by renowned Hollywood actor John Oliver.

At the funeral of Osama bin Laden, the President gave a moving fuckyoulogy, in which he commended bin Laden's soul into death's sweet embrace, saying "he truly was the people's prick".

Fuckyoulogy by mutsqui June 20, 2011

fuckyoulogy 

An speech or article in criticism of a person with absolutely no redeeming qualities.

Coined by The Bugle as a way to describe the unflattering obituries that started appearing after the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Did you read that fuckyoulogy in The Sun about Osama?

fuckyoulogy by nirpius June 9, 2011

Fuckyoulogy 

n. A combination of the classic expression of contempt - fuck you - with the word eulogy. As a eulogy is a way of praising and commending the deceased, a fuckyoulogy becomes the much sought-after antonym - a way of condemning the deceased.

Essentially, a speech or statement about a dead person that does not 'respect the dead' in the classic sense, but rather realises that if, in life, the person was a complete and utter cunt, being dead doesn't change this about them; it simply provides the world with some relief from their douchiness.

v. Fuckyoulogise

A fitting fuckyoulogy: Osama bin Laden was a right cock, and frankly I'm glad the bastard's dead.

I hated that guy; I'm not gonna eulogise him, I'm gonna fuckyoulogise him.

Fuckyoulogy by TheLerxst November 12, 2011