fuckyoulogy

Oratory or writing in honor of one recently deceased who will most certainly not be missed.

John Oliver: This is not so much a tribute episode to bin Laden as it is a special "fuckyoulogy" to the big man.

by mike r k June 12, 2011

fuckyoulogy

A vitriolic eulogy in reverse given to mark the passing of someone who's death will not only not be mourned but is to be broadly welcomed. First coined by John Oliver on The Bugle podcast on 6th May 2011 on the occasion of the death of Osama Bin Laden.

"(sings)Shot in the eye, and you're to blame, you give c**ts a bad name. This is not so much a tribute episode to Bin Laden as a special fuckyoulogy to the big man..He's gone from leader of the worlds tedious minority interest pressure group... the man commonly known as the Rowdy Saudi, Terry The Terrorist, The Mighty Douche, The Tora Bora Law Ignorer and the Angry Turnip.."

by AndyM(UK) June 8, 2011

Fuckyoulogy

Also Fuckeulogy. The obituary of a prize cunt. First used by renowned Hollywood actor John Oliver.

At the funeral of Osama bin Laden, the President gave a moving fuckyoulogy, in which he commended bin Laden's soul into death's sweet embrace, saying "he truly was the people's prick".

by mutsqui June 20, 2011

fuckyoulogy

An speech or article in criticism of a person with absolutely no redeeming qualities.

Coined by The Bugle as a way to describe the unflattering obituries that started appearing after the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Did you read that fuckyoulogy in The Sun about Osama?

by nirpius June 9, 2011

Fuckyoulogy

n. A combination of the classic expression of contempt - fuck you - with the word eulogy. As a eulogy is a way of praising and commending the deceased, a fuckyoulogy becomes the much sought-after antonym - a way of condemning the deceased.

Essentially, a speech or statement about a dead person that does not 'respect the dead' in the classic sense, but rather realises that if, in life, the person was a complete and utter cunt, being dead doesn't change this about them; it simply provides the world with some relief from their douchiness.

v. Fuckyoulogise

A fitting fuckyoulogy: Osama bin Laden was a right cock, and frankly I'm glad the bastard's dead.

I hated that guy; I'm not gonna eulogise him, I'm gonna fuckyoulogise him.

by TheLerxst November 12, 2011

fuckeulogy

It's the opposite of a eulogy. Instead of speaking of a dead person's better qualities and praising them for their life achievements, a fuckeulogy focuses on the dark side of the dead person and all the misdeeds they have done. Fuckeulogies are reserved for those who are universally hated by the masses, and who will in no way, shape or form be missed when they die. It boils down to delivering the final 'fuck you' to a dead person at their funeral.

People who would qualify: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Saddam Hussein, Gadaffi, Kim Jung Il, Osama Bin Ladin, etc.

The term was coined by satirist and comedian John Oliver (seen on 'The Daily Show' with Jon Stewart). Oliver coined the term on his Podcast 'The Bugle' with Andy Zaltzman (episode 152).

Dumping Osama Bin Laden's body into the sea robbed the survivors of the 9/11 dead of delivering a decent fuckeulogy.

by glostah June 7, 2011

Fuckeulogy

A eulogy composed in memory of a particularly objectionable person.

Coined by comedian John Oliver on The Bugle podcast following the death of Osama bin Laden.

This is not so much a tribute episode to bin Laden as a special fuckeulogy to the big man.

by floew June 9, 2011