imAFreakinPanda's definitions

Carder

A sexy ass muthafucker who has a very fat large cock and often caught being YOLOing with his niggas. he'll kick your ass without moving, thats how buffed up and sexy he is. Sometimes his large dick drags against the ground causing massive earthquakes throughout southern Asia. It has been said that those who talk to him become enlightened forever and become geniuses, such as Einstein and their cocks become all powerful beings who rule the earth for a millennium.

"Dude, your the most awesome person i've ever met, who are you?"

"I'm Carder"

by imAFreakinPanda October 13, 2013

Fuckyouology

The study of the art of telling someone to fuck off.

"Mommy, daddy, whats fuckyouology?"
"Go fuck yourself, son."
"Thanks dad!"

by imAFreakinPanda October 13, 2013