Fuckwism 

Much like an epileptic fit, but fuck and not epilepsy. Generally occurs when you are/have cum.

Oh yeah, baby, I'm gonna cum! There it is mmm, OH SHI- I'M FUCKWISMING!

Fuckwism by Schism_ October 16, 2008

Fuckwise 

1.) Used to denote a direction that is highly unfortunate for the the traveler.

2.) The direction of downtown Detroit from wherever you are.

3.) Adverb: Just generally bad.

1.) Guy: "He just stole your car!", Fucked person: "Which way did he go?", "Fuckwise!"

2.) Guy in Ann Arbor: "Dude, which way's Detroit?", Other guy: *points east* "Fuckwise"

3.) After a hard exam: "That exam fucked me fuckwise!"

Fuckwise by jlarg October 22, 2009

Don't-give-a-fuckism 

Def - Don't-give-a-fuckism is a state of apathy or indifference, whether permanent or temporary, in which a person chooses to ignore events going on around them. Stress is caused by attachment (giving a fuck) and can be relieved by detachment (not giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck can signifcantly improve quality of life by removing human issues connected with attachment (i.e. caring, worry, stress and giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck disconnects or detatches the individual from these issues and forces the person to concentrate on the things that make them happy rather than worrying about things that are out of their control and thereby improving quality of life (QOL); Variations: Don't-give-a-rat's-ass-ism,Don't-give-two-squirts-of-hot-steaming-piss-ism, Can't-be-arsed-ism.

1st person: "Hey, the boss saw you come in late again today. You're in deep shit man!" 2nd person: "So what, I don't give a fuck! I subscribe to ethos of don't-give-a-fuckism so it don't bother me. Whatever!"

Don't-give-a-fuckism by buzz_11 October 25, 2010

fuckism 

any derivitive of the word fuck
can be used inbetween words as well as at the end/beginning of sentences to add zip...

abso-fucking-lutely
congratu-fucking-lations
whoop-de-fucking-doo

she fucked him
he fucked her

fucking bastard

fuck it
fuck the fucking fuckers

Julian is a fucking cunt mother(shit)

fuckism by chrissy m May 13, 2005

state of cluster fuckism 

when everything seems to be going right but then it takes a far right turn onto what the hell highway going towards the town of cluster fuck.

me: "dude im totally entering a state of cluster fuckism"
bob: "whys that?"
me: "well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found THC so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week."
bob: "OH shit dude that does suck dick. Wanna grab a beer."
me: "yup."

state of cluster fuckism by mac d. hookah April 27, 2011

pizza roll fuckism 

Whenever you get left home by yourself and you run out of lotion so you just fuck some pizza rolls and nut in them then eat them to get rid of the evidence

I got diagnosed with pizza roll fuckism yesterday

pizza roll fuckism by Boosh got a fat ass head January 18, 2021

Fuckism 

Fuckism is the religion where you are sick and tired of the bible thumpers trying to censor you. You like the word fuck and or you like to fuck. Fuckism is fucking amazing. The temple for which we do our fucking is called the Fuck Factory! Feel free to fuck fuckers!

Fuckism fucking rocks!

Fuckism by God Of Fuckism November 15, 2007