Fucktune 

Noun.
A song that makes the listener want to do the do. Alternatively, a song to get dirty while listening to.

"At first he wasn't feeling it, but then I put on Passenger by Deftones and he was ready to get down. It's definitely my go-to fucktune."

"I have a playlist of fucktunes all set to go for when I bring a lady back to my place."

Fucktune by libelicious November 3, 2014

Fucktung

Half English half German warning word. Commonly used between girls to imply a potential unwanted one night stand.

It was just after her "fucktung" speech i decided to be with that handsome. Because i knew she wanted him too.

Fucktung by GrandeLebowski December 31, 2010

fucktunnel 

noun, the vagina

He thrust his pole inside that tight fucktunnel to the hilt.

fucktunnel by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fucktube 

noun, the vagina

His dick slid easily inside her soppy wet fucktube until she was sitting on his balls.

fucktube by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fuck-tune 

To detune a friends guitar to play a certain song but then not tune it back.

"Dude, i went to play my guitar last night only to find that Jeff changed every string to D. He totally fuck-tuned my guitar! How am i supposed to play this shit?"

fuck-tune by bassheads April 2, 2008

fucktundle 

A Fucktundle is someone who is purely incompetent, fucked up, and can’t do anything correctly.

Guy 1: Tom is such a fucktundle
Guy 2: so is Josh he can’t even hold a spoon correctly

fucktundle by grassmanofthewest September 7, 2019

fucktubes 

A simple expletive often used when something goes horribly awry, often at the worst of times, and not aimed at a person specifically. Considered similar to bollocks or shit but with more comedy effect.

Employee #1: Oh...fucktubes!

Employee #2: What?

Employee #1: I just sent the boss an email by mistake.

Employee #2: So?

Employee #1: It was '10 things to say to your dick of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate'.

Employee #2: Ouch. Seeya!

fucktubes by dogsounds September 12, 2007