Fucktung

Half English half German warning word. Commonly used between girls to imply a potential unwanted one night stand.

It was just after her "fucktung" speech i decided to be with that handsome. Because i knew she wanted him too.

by GrandeLebowski December 31, 2010

Fucktangular

An adjective to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Similar to clusterfuck, except an adjective instead of a noun.

Did you hear what's happening in the Middle East?

Yeah, its fucktangular

by lolersaurus December 4, 2018

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.

That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020

Fucktangle

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fucktangular

Adj.

Of or pertaining to a complicated situation in multiple unpleasant and/or difficult ways.

"Wow, all this school drama is so fucktangular."
"The U.S. government is running just fucktangularly!"

by Killerkween December 4, 2018

fuckbungler

Fuckbungler (n): A person who is incompetent in every capacity. They are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even fuck correctly. Hence the term, fuckbungler. One who bungles fucks.

I had to redo the entire report, because my project partner is such an utter fuckbungler.

by The Weasel of Truth November 28, 2015

Fucktangular

A situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways

Joe: How did your vacation go?
Norman: Fucktangular don't ask

by OMGitscarl December 4, 2018