Fuckslap

(n.)One who you dislike enough to maliciously slap while engaging in intercourse, yet like enough to engage in intercourse with.

(v.) The act of slapping someone who your are engaged in intercourse with, for doijng something incredibly stupid in bed.

You're having sex...*insert various sounds of intercourse hear...he/she does something like biting, or inserting anything into somewhere it shouldn't be, and you slap the shit out of them, only to continue intercourse, then leave and never talk to them, that person, is a fuckslap(n.), what you did to them, is fuckslap(v.) them.

by Bennyfizzle August 30, 2005

Fuckslap

the act of slapping one's sexual partner with your cock. an alternative to dickslapping, most often with cock covered in vaginal or anal secretions

I fuckslapped her with my dick till she opened up

by vojtart April 27, 2006

Fuckslayer

The most badass musical instrument in existence

Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.

by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

Fuckscape

A seemingly calm picture or wallpaper, normally to do with nature, that has been interrupted with an inappropriate sentence or word(s).

*insert picture of a lake with trees*
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*

Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons

by Calibrix January 23, 2013

fuckslip

The act of getting a girl from behind, then suddenly sticking your finger up her butthole.

I heard he gave that girl the fuckslip.

by Nukaworldsupreme May 22, 2013

fuckslave

noun, a sexual object

It means that someone is used for someone else's pleasure.

Bernie drove to the rendezvous, ready to join his collection of fuckslaves.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fuckslam

When a friend or loved one accuses you of something you didn't do, and won't believe otherwise.

What a fuckslam I received the other day! She fuckslammed me royally.

by Vlad the Impaler October 18, 2006