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Plagiarist known for reusing other's jokes on Instagram and Twitter.
Fuckjerry cropped my name out the screenshot so that I couldn't get credit for my joke.
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The act of stealing, taking, copying, plagiarizing, or ripping off someone or someone's work, all the while finding great success doing said actions.

May sometimes include ignoring, insulting, or belittling the victim of the aforementioned actions (the person getting fuckjerried) if they try to reach out to the agressor (or the fuckjerry), or try to reconcile with him.
I want to be successful, but I'm a talentless manlet. Maybe I should fuckjerry some online creators.
fuckjerry by fegottini April 3, 2019

fuckjestic 

The state of being utterly, fucking majestic.
"Dude, her ass was fuckjestic, let me tell you."
fuckjestic by FuckKitten February 6, 2017

Fuckjelly 

1. A man who works at best buy and is supposed to help the customers, but then decides it's a grand idea to turn the music up really loud when a girl with high anxiety had just turned it down.

2. A bald aging man with no common sense to the world around him.
The guy near the ipods and speakers is a total fuckjelly for turning the music to the highest level of volume ever.
Fuckjelly by C.Tali January 5, 2011
An absolute moron. We're talking George Dubya Bush levels here!

Most commonly assosiated with people who talk shit (hence, fuckjaw).
"The war in Iraq wasn't just for oil."
"Yeah right, fuckjaw."
fuckjaw by Keyser_So_So May 15, 2005

Fuckjerk 

The jerking, seizure-like movement a man makes with his hips and legs as he ejaculates.
After one last fuckjerk, I emptied about a gallon of nut into her belly.
Fuckjerk by Ryan the conquerer January 14, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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