hasselhoff

v. To infiltrate another person's computer when he/she has left the room and change his/her desktop wallpaper image to something of crude and/or humorous nature. Though it is not mandatory, it is preferable that the new image involve Baywatch star, David Hasselhoff.

However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.

Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.
Oh my gosh! Not only did Jim hasselhoff my desktop, but he also hasselhoffed the underwear texture on my character!
by StoryQueen August 01, 2011
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verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs.
synonym: chubes (combination of "chest" and pubes")
Peter is hasselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.
by COMZAPSAF November 08, 2007
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1. To bother or harass
2. To tempt or tease
1. The actor, though popular in Germany, was hasselhoffing the American public with his terrible music.
2. He stripped down to his red swim trunks in an obvious attempt to hasselhoff the women on the beach.
3. "I don't want be hasselhoffed right now!" exclaimed the busy young woman to the middle-aged man.
by stroyer May 19, 2006
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When something is hard to do (also can be a missionhoff)
by drschming April 04, 2005
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Golf slang.

Refered to when someone hits their ball into a bunker.
That ball is hasselhoffed in the right bunker.
by Gbiz February 28, 2005
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A Being Of Nathaniel Bakers Lust
by Ben Beech May 13, 2004
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/HA sel hof/ verb, intransitive

to slip and fall down badly while shaving or (more broadly) in the bathroom

Origin: the term comes from a surname of a celebrity whose unfortunate accident resulted in many comments on the internet. It is not clear, however, where and who used it first.
Just don't hasselhoff!
God, what happened to you? I hasselhoffed.
by Pawel R July 12, 2006
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