Brewed

To consume alcoholic beverages (typically beer) until reaching the point of inebriation.

Sam: Hey John, do you wanna go get brewed tonight?
John: Aww hell yeah, let's call Jor and get black out style

by The Outlaw Joe Z Wales November 5, 2007

Brewed Nuggets

A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.

Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.

I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Brewed Catshit

Coffee made from Kopi Luwak, feces of Civet cat

Jimmy likes the taste of brewed catshit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Brewed Up

An irresistable urge in your bowls causing you to run to the shitter after drinking a hot cup of java at work.

After his second cup of java Skippy was all brewed up and raced to the bathroom just in time for his first bowel movement of the day.

by LTPA September 5, 2009

Brewed Douche

utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier.

That pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche.

et's brew that douche.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

brewed tea

take a shit in the toilet bowl, wipe ass, piss on top of toilet paper, let it steep.

bob pissed me off so i brewed tea in his shitter.

by sdljh May 18, 2006

brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020