Esperanto

A language nobody speaks except for language nerds. A failed international language, but a great hobby language. If people stopped expecting everyone to learn it, so many more would

Person 1) Hey, Cxu vi parolas Esperanton?
Person 2) What?
Person 1) You're dead to me.

by ksdhnkj.sdhfkj July 04, 2018

Higgs Boson

An elementary particle that makes you fat.

You: Damn, man! She's clearly constantly interacting with Higgs Bosons!
Friend: D'you mean she's fat?
You: Ummm...
Friend: Why overcomplicate things like that?
You: Realize you have no life.

by ksdhnkj.sdhfkj July 04, 2018

Particle

Those things that annoy you during physics class.

Teacher: So, today kids, we are gonna learn about particle physics!
Class: *collective sigh*

by ksdhnkj.sdhfkj July 05, 2018

Fuckistani

An immigrant (aka a terrorist) who is somehow both an Arab and an Indian

New girl dekha? Vah another Fuckistani hai!

by ksdhnkj.sdhfkj August 22, 2022