Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 02, 2018

jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews

Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin

by CoreyTech February 02, 2018

Fuckoondra

That kid in the back of your bus that’s addicted to vaping through their anal tubes

Yo Gary’s a real fuckoondra

Ya he never lets me anal vape

by CoreyTech January 28, 2019

Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

supé

The handy word that can mean anything from "hey" from "hump me daddy"

Gurl: supé
Me: be there in 10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by CoreyTech February 02, 2018

Vagina

A woman's portal to eternal happiness and to Narnia

WOW I WISH I COULD HAVE A VAGINA

by CoreyTech January 31, 2018

bitchcarrot

an expression used for anything and everything. created in a 7th grade orchestra class.

*drops dick in stepsisters asshole*
Me: FUKIN BITCHCARROT STEP BRO!!

by CoreyTech March 02, 2019