Fuckedous 

Another word for "Fucking dangerous", but making it more funnier

It's too fuckedous to go alone! Take this!

Fuckedous by Fuckedous March 6, 2015

fuckedupedness 

1. The state of being surrounded by totally fucked up shit.
2. Being consumed by a crowd of people who don't have a clue.
3. Only moments from having to deal with law enforcement because of others dumb-ass actions.

Dave- "Dude we gotta go, this party is hittin a hard 8 on the fuckedupedness scale"

Scott- "No shit, you can smell the fuckedupedness in the air. It's only a matter of time before the man shows up"

fuckedupedness by TEXDOC July 8, 2006

Shitbag full of Fuckdust 

Term used to describe the immense uncomfortable feeling after a extremely heavy night of drinking and or drugs.

Sean: Dude, holy shit! you don't look so fucking good.
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface

Shitbag full of Fuckdust by warden September 22, 2009

Alligator Fuckhouse 

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."

Alligator Fuckhouse by Alligator Fuckmaster April 26, 2006

dysfunctional fuckedupness 

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

dysfunctional fuckedupness by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

fuckedupness 

Noun - 1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. A general state of "nothing going right" over time, whereas 1 (above) shows a specific level to which something is fucked up.
3. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
4. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.

Fuckedupness is a noun, where as fucked up itself is an adjective.

Example for #1 above: The level of fuckedupness at the company was higher than usual.

Example for #2 above: The Bush presidency suffers from fuckedupness.

Example for #3 above: John drank so many beers his level of fuckedupness was off the Breathalyzer.

Example for #4 above: The fuckedupness of one's whole family dying in a car wreck is incalculable

fuckedupness by Charles Dalmas December 24, 2008

Kentucky Fuckhouse 

Coach Myth's definition of a solid retake strategy after a spike-plant in the game of Valorant. TSM uses this strat.

They pulled a Kentucky Fuckhouse on the enemy team on the third round.

Kentucky Fuckhouse by typi February 27, 2021