Fuckaphist

A person who settles one’s issues with intercourse.

Tyler was a fuckaphist last night. All he did was fuck me till I agreed to go to the movie. (Not to be confused with rape/ both are consenting)

by Julyguy000 January 2, 2019

fuckarist/fuckerist

(noun) Any person(s) who practices and/or studies the arts of Fuckery.

A lifelong learner of all the deceits and various wickedness that come from fuckery, Betsy was truly a fuckarist/fuckerist to the core.

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2021

Fuckamist

One who sees neither the positive nor the negative in a situation, but would rather just fuck everything.

Person 1 (Pessimist) : "This glass is half empty.."
Person 2 (Optimist) : "No, the glass is half full!"
Person 3 (Fuckamist) : "What a sexy glass, I want to fuck it."

by JohnPorter December 9, 2012

Fuckatist

A individual that sides with no religion or anti-religion and just says fuck it all because it is easier than picking sides. They simply have their own beliefs and stick to them.

When asked what religion he was joe said he was a fuckatist because it was easier than picking sides and causing drama among his friends about religion.

by zeldafan678 November 22, 2009

fuckalistic

The art of going totally ape shit.

Mom: Son I want you to calm down right this instant Mr.
Son: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, before I go fuckalistic on your ass!

by Andrew Jacob December 30, 2004

Fuckanist

Can be used for anything. Mostly said out of frustration or if you make a mistake.

Used to display extreme happiness

*Diallo types wrong numbers into calculator*

Diallo: oh fuckanist

*Lulu sucks a noosh*
Lulu: that was so fuckanist. Jesus fucking christ

by Thursdayhi# August 18, 2018

fuckwhistle

The fleshy one hole flute otherwise know as a dick.

"hey Baby,why don't you play a song on my fuckwhistle"

by pretty sexy kid March 9, 2007